Since I recently moved to a new township, and since I was bored, I took a peek at the listing of local ordinances. I was somewhat surprised to see that Blasphemy is illegal.From the site:

It shall be unlawful for any person within the limits of this township, on the streets, public places or elsewhere therein, to:
B. Use publicly profane or blasphemous language, commit open lewdness or any act of public indecency or make any indecent exposure of the person; to be found publicly in a state of intoxication or drunkenness; or to be gathered together in disorderly assemblies on the streets or in drinking places, gambling houses or houses of prostitution.

I guess that whole “separation of church and state” thing never really caught on around here.