Building my Ark

Widely respected ridiculed theologian media-whore Pat Robertson is warning that God is going to descend upon Pennsylvania and smite us with his almighty wrath.Apparently, God has his panties all in a bunch because the good people of Dover intelligently re-designed their school board. It seems God doesn’t much care for democracy.

I guess I better get to work on my ark. I sure hope it’s a flood this time. We already have enough darkness, locusts, and vermin.