To give my readers some insight into what goes on behind the scenes here at blasphemous.bike, I’m posting an email exchange (slightly edited for formatting) between myself and Mr. Klinutus regarding safety precautions related to a possible kayaking trip this weekend.

Bone wrote:
According to the temp gage in Renovo, the water is sitting around 49F. What’s your safety floor? I’m thinking 45ish?

Klinutus wrote:
Safety floors are for wimps. If the water isn’t frozen I’ll go.

Bone wrote:
BERSERKERGANG!!

Klinutus wrote:
We shall burn and pillage Muncy.

Bone wrote:
I’m going to blog this little exchange to give the blasphemous.bike fans a behind-the-scenes look at how we died.