Since the stock market is obviously a steaming pile of arse, I have decided to start investing my nest egg in fine art.

Today, the postman brought me my very first piece of original artwork – signed the artist and everything.


That’s right, bitches. I am now the proud owner of an original explodingdog drawing.

In a few months, I bet this will be worth more than my 401(k).

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