I finally got around to seeing the Da Vinci Code movie last night. It seemed like it might have been a fun book, but in the end, it was basically the same story as Dogma, only not as funny.I’m generally a big fan of anything that tells people about the shenanigans during the first council of Nicaea, but this was more of the same Magdalene-and-JC-got-married story that I’ve heard a thousand times before.

Big whoop. Maybe Jesus had kids. The Buddha had a kid, and nobody cares.

I give Da Vinci Code 2 Jihadis out of 5.