Community For Sale

Community for sale
Community for sale

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The first 100 callers will also receive:

  • Civility
  • Liberty
  • Opportunity
  • Geniality
  • and…Equanimity!

But Wait! Pay by credit card in the next 15 minutes, and we’ll throw in — free of charge:

  • conformity
  • inanity
  • obesity
  • stupidity
  • and…bestiality!

A $100.00 value, all yours for only 3 easy payments of just $39.99!

Call now, operators are standing by!

2 thoughts on “Community For Sale

  1. I wonder how much gas is going to have to cost before this kind of thing isn’t economical anymore.

    I hear they want to build light rail from York to Baltimore though. That might help.

    Our light rail project (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CorridorOne) is causing massive political buffoonery here in Cumberland County.

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