So, the software I use to run this site tells me all the perverted shit you people are typing into the Google machine that lands you here.
I do not have any images of naked men in cycling capes.
In totally unrelated news, it is raining right now. I am riding my bike tonight, and I do own a cycling cape.
Leave your bids in the comments. The bidding starts at $500.
The day is still young. Who knows what mis-adventures might be coming your way?
And now that you have that exact phrase as content on your site, I’m sure you’ll be getting more hits now.